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🗓️ 20 December 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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After an agonizing three weeks of terrifying our beautiful good children with prosthetics and beating any subject relating to Christmas to an absolute pulp, the boys go for one last ride as Cindy Lou Who and Mayor Augustus Maywho. On this episode, they discuss their favorite things from the past year and try relentlessly not to sound like they're doing sponcon. Does Andrew eat a chocolate bar a week? Are Stanley Cups conservative-coded? Is Joe hotter as a Who? (Don't answer that).
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0:18.4 | Do you think we should get a cat? I think that we, speaking of my nose being itchy and can't breathe, yeah, I think that we should get a cat. But I, here's my issue, I have a few issues and we know this. Issue number one, if we got a cat whose cat is it okay so it's funny that you bring this up because I've been thinking about this a lot |
0:20.5 | recently because every time well because every time I'm your cat I want to I can I just take a second |
0:26.4 | and fix my bookshelf yes thank you you you're |
0:32.8 | You're welcome. |
0:34.8 | Every time I'm near a cat recently I think... |
0:38.3 | How often are you in your cats? |
0:39.8 | Often. |
0:40.8 | Often. |
0:41.8 | I would say more often than not, I would say more often than not I would say don't lie like this on this |
0:45.7 | podcast anymore I feel like in the past two months I've been at least near three cats |
0:50.3 | that's not crazy but But for me, that's a lot of cats. I'm allergic to cats. They make my eyes swell. But doesn't everything? Your eyes are never not swollen? |
1:03.0 | What do you mean now? |
1:05.0 | Let's see you know how I don't have to bring off your pink eye. |
1:07.0 | Okay anyways the cat can't be mine. |
1:10.0 | The cat can't be mine. |
1:11.0 | I just I just feel like I have a lot riding on the cat. That's |
1:17.8 | my whole family. It's the cat or my family. They wouldn't let me bring the cat back into my house. |
1:26.0 | Well, I won't I won't Lilo this stitch. |
1:29.0 | I won't Lilo this sitch |
1:31.0 | violation. I won't take in your cat. I mean, because thinking about the holidays, my |
1:36.2 | cats going to want to be with me for the holidays. My parents wouldn't let me in the front |
1:39.5 | door. But I'm not going to say, oh, mom and dad, can we house Andrews cat for the for Christmas? No, I already have your furniture here. |
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