The Year Without a Santa Claws

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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JUMPSCARE! The boys are back for a very special episode of the podcast featuring YOU! After watching Andrew DIY his costume and a lively discussion about their own Santa Claus journey's let's take a few calls from our listeners on the Nice List this year about the moment their creepy little polar express bell stopped ringing. PLUS: A disastrous Wendy's experience, a special guest appearance by Amanda, and more.

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0:00.0	When was the last time you felt calm?
0:04.0	I would say two years ago.
0:06.0	Okay.
0:07.0	Two years ago, I was upstate.
0:09.0	Upstate.
0:10.0	Yes.
0:11.0	I was in like Champlain, actually.
0:14.0	Actually, actually might have been a year and a half ago.
0:16.0	Never heard of her.
0:17.0	Lake Champlain?
0:18.0	Never knew you went to Lake Champlain.
0:20.0	Where was I? I went twice.
0:21.0	That's on the way back, I got a ticket. So I was calm until that.
0:25.0	And ever since you've been on the run. On the damn run. And I haven't been calm.
0:30.0	Have you paid that ticket?
0:36.9	For the podcast sake, yes I have paid that ticket. That's but for the government sake TB D. D. M. D. D. D. D. M. D. D. D. D. D.
0:41.6	D. E. When this episode comes out, the ticket will be paid.
0:45.0	I love that. That's a really good challenge you set for yourself.
0:48.0	Imagine like what if the cops came right this instant and arrested both of us,
0:51.0	dressed like this?
0:52.0	I think it would make a lot of sense for us to have like our mug shots in this.
0:57.2	For them to be filming us there would be camera crews. We would say can we do it for content?
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