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Absolutely Not

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Absolutely Not

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Heathermcmahon, Instagram, Comedian, Advice, Funny, Callin, Female, Arts, Aperol, Personal572339, Comedy, Entertainment, Hotline, Humor

4.914K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is back from a tryst with Santa and hopped up on supplements & a hope and a prayer. Everyone is panicked about the dumpster fire of the beginning of this year- but here we are holding on for dear life, full of acid reflux and optimism, damnitt! 

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:06.5

Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMan.

0:17.7

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:23.5

I'm your host Heather McMan, how the hell are you?

0:26.0

Hope you're doing well.

0:27.4

Oh geez, back on that good mic.

0:30.8

So I'm sorry if it seems like I'm screaming at you.

0:33.4

I'm screaming at myself, don't worry.

0:35.7

I'll tell you what, we're in a new year, new year new me, no new year just a more...

0:41.6

I'd say, what kind of me?

0:45.1

A saucy or me?

0:47.1

A more confident me?

0:49.2

A more doing the most, but also having...

0:54.1

Having... this is what I've decided. This year is going to be the year of productivity

0:59.6

and it's going to be the year of being proactive in things instead of reactive.

1:04.4

Because the last year I was reacting to everything and this year I want to be in the moment

1:09.4

and proactive enough to be a little when I get there, enjoy the moment.

1:13.8

Not scramble, fucking damn bold, you know what I'm saying.

1:17.2

We'll get into all of our goals, vision boards, all that shit in a minute.

1:20.0

I hope that everyone had a wonderful holiday.

1:22.0

Now, when I was recording the podcast from this last week,

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