The Puerto Rican Lotus

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her dear friend Jorge Collazo, about his years in the hotel biz and what it's like to date on a tiny island. Ever wondered what Grindr in the Caribbean has to offer? Don't you worry- Jorge has done the work for you! There's lots of giggles and some endearing reminders to put your feet in the sand and not take life so seriously!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:17.6	Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.6	I'm your host Heather McMan. I hope everyone is having just a wonderful,
0:26.4	you know, fresh start to the year. I know we're week two in and we're doing it.
0:30.6	I refuse to let the negativity take over us. We are going to continue to amazing things this year.
0:35.4	It took a little time though. I got away. Got away for the weekend. Went down to my favorite spot,
0:40.1	my mar and the Turks and K-Cos. And before you ask, no, it's not a fucking time share.
0:45.3	Glenda, it's not. It's just a place that's here to my heart. It's not Glenda. It's not a time share.
0:52.0	Don't ask me if you can have a time share. We don't do that. Talk about a scammer. We're not
0:58.9	time sharing. I don't really understand how time shares work, but I feel like whenever you go
1:05.2	to Myrtle Beach, you always leave with a time share.
1:09.2	Like even if you were just driving through, even if you're like a trucker, right?
1:12.8	You're not even near the beach. You stop at a roadside, put some air in your tires,
1:17.6	get a quick cat nap, maybe a shower in a snack. And the next thing you know, this cross country
1:22.9	trucker who's bringing supplies to Walmart, he's like, I fucking left this, you know, this sit-go
1:28.4	on the side of 85 with a fucking time share. He didn't even want one. You always end up at the
1:32.9	time share, Myrtle Beach. But anyways, we've been going out of the Turks and K-Cos since
1:37.3	basically they have limestone roads. I mean, they still have limestone roads, but my late father,
1:41.5	you know, was a part of a development down there and that's our spot. And we love going down there.
1:45.9	And it's just our happy place, you know, some people have a house in Florida, a lot of you,
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