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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show Laurie names her self the plumber of writers. With the recent rise in popularity of stand up in Mexico, they explore the idea of moving to Latin America to run “el comedy workshopsl.” Plus, they claim anyone selling jewelry on QVC is a bad person. Comic of the Week: Carmen Lynch @lynchcarmen Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show
0:21.8	the Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.3	Oh god
0:28.8	It's so early
0:29.9	It's chilly
0:31.4	It's Sunday
0:32.4	I did put eyebrows on before 5 p.m.
0:36.2	Interesting
0:36.8	I fill them in I don't leave the house without them being filled in A lot of people to put eyebrows on before 5 p.m. Interesting. Interesting.
0:38.0	I fill them in.
0:38.8	I don't leave the house without them being filled in.
0:41.1	A lot of people have that.
0:42.2	A lot of ladies are like, oh, got to do my lips before I get out of town.
0:45.7	Lips I don't give a shit about it.
0:46.9	That's what my tongue's for.
0:47.8	I lick those babies and they're pristine for two minutes until I get chapped. That's it until you need more of this licking.
0:55.4	What?
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