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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

On a new Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie tells us about her mighty Aspergers Hump. Laurie's Mom is a loose goof. We learn that some books are ALMOST funny. Plus we discover that a nerdy cruise would be Laurie's version of hell. Comic of the Week: Liz Miele @lizmiele Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show
0:21.8	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.3	Even more than usual, I don't want to be here.
0:28.9	I like the stutter.
0:30.4	You're like, I can't say soon enough
0:32.9	that I don't want to do this.
0:34.3	Well, first of all, we start off our picture
0:36.1	and you take a solo picture.
0:38.0	This is the beginning of the end of the Beatles.
0:41.7	I love the fact that I offered to have you be the picture with the monster. And you said,
0:46.3	would not be in a picture together. And you said, I'm the monster. That's what you said. I feel
0:51.0	like a monster. So I, you, if I have to be replaced, you gave me two options.
0:56.0	You could either be the person in it or be the monster, and you said, I'm the monster.
1:00.5	I don't like who you've become in the last four days. Right. We just taped one. I,
1:06.6	strong on my way into a yoooo set tonight that didn't go well what happened why
1:11.1	fuck me
1:12.3	this has been a horrible
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