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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie show they imagine a future where comedy gets so specific it is done for an individual person. They also realize that the potential suspects in a comedy club fire is every comedian ever. Plus learn how a set can be a B+ instead of an A-. Comic of the Week: Amanda Seales @amandaseales Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show. It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:22.2	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:26.3	What a horrible wife you are.
0:30.3	I'm so glad I'm not married to you.
0:32.4	I am the best wife.
0:34.3	I am an excellent wife.
0:36.1	Oh, my God.
0:36.6	I'll tell you later about something I did this week.
0:38.6	You're in a dark padded room on your husband's birthday. It is my husband's birthday. And on our
0:43.3	anniversary, I'm going to be doing something very important regarding the Jackie and Lori show
0:48.1	here in Los Angeles. Oh, yeah. But it is on our anniversary. Yeah. But that's fine. He loves a convention as much as
0:55.2	anyone. That's true. Oh, my God. We broke our cardinal rule and we had a slight conversation
1:01.8	before the podcast. Which is fine. I mean, the thing is, I'm against it. Yeah, I know you are.
1:06.2	I don't even want you making eye contact with me until Kyle points and says, I don't want to be friends. As she says as she runs out the door.
1:13.1	Is Jackie in there?
1:14.3	Ah, get me out of here.
1:16.2	I'm Jackie Kachian, by the way.
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