A False Year's Bonus

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2019

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Congregants gather and spit runny in your palms, because we got something you'll wanna grease up and hog down on. YEAH: a BONUS episode. Contained in this thoughtful bonus: Spider Bite Shake My Hand An Important Story About Marriage Featuring the Boy Next Tuesday, for patrons we will have a 522 Club episode, and will return the following week with a brand new Story. PLUMP.

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0:00.0	Welcome, dear congregants, take a seat, rest your hands.
0:19.0	Let me unbutton your shirt.
0:21.3	You didn't shower today.
0:23.1	Shh. I won't tell nobody.
0:25.7	We want you to get nice and comfortable because we have a surprise for you.
0:30.7	Should I tell them? Or do you...
0:32.5	I mean, I want to tell them. Unless you want to...
0:35.0	No, no, no, no, no. I don't. I mean, unless you want to.
0:37.9	Let's just say it together.
0:39.3	We got you a bonus episode.
0:42.2	Yeah, we were so happy about our Patreon launch and how sweet so many of you congregants have
0:48.6	bane that we wanted to share some of our favorite teeny tiny short stories from the apocrypha of season one.
0:56.3	Ooh, it's true. Uh-huh. It's our little treat. To you and all your greasy, pliable flesh.
1:03.9	Ooh, you're so warm, congregant. I want to touch them now.
1:09.2	Shh, we can both lovingly caress this supple meat of our congregant.
1:13.6	Too true. Too true.
1:15.6	Oh, yeah, greasing it.
1:19.6	Oh, yeah, greasing it.
1:21.6	Oh, that's a good congregant.
1:24.6	Ooh, so spice, spice.
1:28.2	So anyway, give these special shorts a listen, and we'll see you next week on the 522 Club if you subscribe on Patreon.
1:36.4	Otherwise, we'll see you in two weeks with a brand new story.
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