94. Dick Dvorak Bowls a Perfect Game

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Yeah drink a brew, pop a mozz’ stick, and bowl yourself a handsome strike, you goof! This Story is about bowling and probably NOTHING else. Nope! Stop askin questions! Oh also?? Uh, yeah: we’re RICH. Invocation Petitions on Behalf of Wealthy Congregants Liturgical Reading: “Dick Dvorak Bowls a Perfect Game” Concluding Prayer Join our wealthy, ohh just swimmin in smackers church at patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Welcome,
0:02.0	Highrogates, to our better, wealthier church.
0:25.6	This story of prosperity has dripped upon us, the most holy seventh priest.
0:32.6	You heard the horns, the choir, and I'm sure you've noticed my brighter, surgically enlargent smile.
0:41.3	Yes, sir, my slouching gums have been banished to a bag of stewy medical waste, and it's all thanks to money.
0:50.1	So join me.
0:51.8	This story must be told.
0:54.0	This story must be told. The story must be told.
0:57.3	As you might be aware, the church of the story started a Patreon, and we are proud to say that tons of suckers, um, tons of loving acolytes of the story have pledged their healthy salaries to our cause.
1:15.3	We can now afford to do so many things for you.
1:19.6	Just so many.
1:21.4	We're just lousy with things.
1:23.8	A lot of new, a lot of new great stuff.
1:26.6	I won't get into specifics, but don't you worry.
1:30.6	As a clergy, we vow to entertain the notion of poverty sometimes when we have the time.
1:37.6	Now, on with the petitions, Brother Reed.
1:40.6	Hello, dear congregation.
1:42.8	I...
1:43.1	I...
1:43.4	Cah, cah, cah, dear congregation. I...
2:03.5	Excuse me. As you know, I'm a regular rock candy baby. Nothing, brother Reed, loves more than sucking on some hot, hard, sugar baby yum yums.
2:04.9	So, yeah.
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