93. More More More Christmas Heresies
The Story Must Be Told
The Last Podcast Network
4.8 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2019
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Dear congregants, we have once again, we have once again circled that despicable sun, only to find ourselves trapped in the false holiday, whose name we dare not speak. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, yeah, you've probably heard of it. It begins with a crisp, and it ends with a false story. |
| 0:39.7 | The story must be told. |
| 0:42.2 | The story must be told. |
| 0:44.4 | But false story or not, we gather here today. |
| 0:47.3 | Without all the fancy, consumerist propaganda, shut down our throats every story approved December. |
| 0:54.8 | We have a community that's beyond some simple gimmicks. |
| 0:59.0 | We don't need lights or ho-ho-ho-hoes or magic or a savior. |
| 1:04.1 | Or any of that pandery mumbo-jumbo. |
| 1:07.2 | All we need is a little thing called... |
| 1:10.6 | What was that sound on the roof? |
| 1:13.6 | Brother Reed, our security alarms on the roof just lit up like a story disavowed false holiday tree. |
| 1:20.1 | That's crazy talk. |
| 1:22.2 | Nobody could land on our roof without the story knowing. Unless... |
| 1:27.8 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, |
| 1:30.2 | oh, story. |
| 1:32.8 | It's the story's magical brother. |
| 1:36.2 | That's right, it's Uncle Story. |
| 1:40.5 | Oh, oh, that's right, brother Reed. |
| 1:43.6 | And, Sister Callisto. |
| 1:46.9 | You know our names? |
| 1:48.9 | Of course I do. |
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