A Cavalcade of Clowns

The Nick Abbot Habit

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Comedy

4.8 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

It was Spring 2022 and we learned that Mr Blobby was having a party, Jacob Mee-Smugg was banging on about fish and I was transfixed by Michael Fabricant's "hair".

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0:00.0	Rebel Squadron attack.
0:02.0	You'll never win.
0:04.3	John!
0:05.1	Are you playing with a kid's Star Wars Kind of Surprise?
0:08.1	Without them?
0:08.9	But I am their father.
0:11.5	Well, as their father, you can explain that you've opened their favourite treat.
0:16.3	With Kinder Surprise, you and your kids can play, explore, discover and grow together, one intergalactic
0:22.1	adventure at a time. Pick up for Star Wars Kinder Surprise today. Also available in Easter Egg Size.
0:32.3	This is a Global Player Original podcast. Oh, it's a good one for you this week. It was spring 2022, and we learned that Mr. Blobby had been having a par air.
0:43.7	Jacob Me Smug was banging on about fish, and I was transfixed by Michael Fabrican's hair.
0:52.9	Well, let's get back to it.
0:54.6	Prince Andrew has done what now?
0:57.2	He's printed a record of his military exploits.
1:01.8	Well, I think he's rehabilitated.
1:03.4	Three cheers for Prince Andrew.
1:04.8	Hip-hip!
1:05.1	Boo!
1:07.7	Some text and emails and such from last night.
1:10.4	Paul texts,
1:11.2	Our Supreme Leader's defence,
1:12.8	is that he did not know that parties were held in this house.
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