Vote Keith Richards

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4.8 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

It was Spring 2022 and in these clips a man threatens to not vote, the Tories were celebrating getting fines for partying by having a party and a sheik broke the record for having the most 4x4s.

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0:00.0	Rebel Squadron attack.
0:02.0	You'll never win.
0:04.3	John!
0:05.1	Are you playing with a kid's Star Wars Kind of Surprise?
0:08.1	Without them?
0:08.9	But I am their father.
0:11.5	Well, as their father, you can explain that you've opened their favourite treat.
0:16.3	With Kinder Surprise, you and your kids can play, explore, discover and grow together, one intergalactic adventure at a time.
0:23.8	Pick up for Star Wars Kinder Surprise today. Also available in Easter X-Eyes.
0:32.2	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:35.9	Oh, it's a good run for you this week. It was spring 2022, and a man threatened not to vote.
0:42.2	The Tories were celebrating getting party fines by having a party,
0:47.2	and a shake broke the world record for owning the most number of four-by-fours.
0:53.9	Yeah! Dude!
0:56.0	He's got a toilet and a sink in there, and two floors.
1:00.0	Some shake's got 718 four by fours.
1:04.0	What four?
1:06.0	Why? Why's he got that then?
1:10.0	I think he's a shopaholic.
1:13.1	Somebody should take his credit card away from him.
1:16.4	The man's got a problem.
1:19.3	Simon texts,
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