Worst. Present. Ever.
The Nick Abbot Habit
LBC
4.8 • 546 Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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In these clips from early in 2022, I had a brilliant idea about where to put windmills, a lady had received her pet's ashes in the post.
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| 0:27.1 | This is a global player original podcast. Oh, it's a good one for you this week. It was early 2022 and fishy was in power. We were talking about the best coffins and a woman had received her pet |
| 0:36.5 | cats ashes in the post. |
| 0:39.7 | And first, I'm talking about all the dead animals that I had seen by the road. |
| 0:44.1 | Not in the road, by the road. |
| 0:47.6 | Matt says, I don't want to urinate on your corn flakes. |
| 0:52.3 | But you assuming that these mystery animals, badgers in the road, have been moved by kind-hearted |
| 0:56.8 | passers-by, is complete tosh. |
| 0:58.8 | The reason they aren't as flat as a pancake is because the local farmers whack them and then |
| 1:02.5 | throw them onto the motorway to make them look like roadkill, thereby avoiding the |
| 1:06.8 | legal repercussions. |
| 1:08.0 | Cheers anyway, says Matt. |
| 1:10.3 | Yeah, cheers, Matt. Thank you. says Matt. Yeah, cheers Matt. |
| 1:11.2 | Thank you. Appreciate it. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh, I was going to talk about wind farms. |
| 1:16.4 | Not that it has anything to do with anything that we're talking about. |
| 1:19.9 | But traveling up and down from Cheshire this week, saw quite a few wind farms. |
| 1:26.7 | And you know what? They look great. I saw them |
| 1:29.4 | way out to sea and they look particularly good out there and I saw them on land and they look |
| 1:34.5 | really good on land too. Here's a good idea for all those nimbies to say that they don't want |
| 1:40.9 | a wind farm near where they live. |
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