966. Top 10 Things Contractor Husbands Say | Lawn Care Wife Edition
Fullerton Unfiltered
Brian Fullerton
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🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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If you're married to a contractor, lawn guy, landscaper, or snow removal operator… you've definitely heard THESE before! From "This call will only be 5 minutes" to "We just need this one more piece of equipment," Brian breaks down the funniest and most relatable things contractor husbands say on a daily basis. A lighthearted episode for the green industry families who live the mow life, snow life, and everything in between.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're now listening to the Fullerton Unfiltered podcast. |
| 0:09.0 | Straightforward, no-nonsense business advice. |
| 0:12.7 | Completely on. |
| 0:14.5 | Unfiltered. |
| 0:15.6 | Grow your business. |
| 0:16.8 | Grow your life. |
| 0:17.9 | Now, here's your host, Brian Fullerton. |
| 0:22.4 | I've got a call. I've just, I have to make a call. I have to make a phone call. I've got an important phone call. |
| 0:28.1 | I'm saying that as we start the podcast. Welcome to Fullerton. This is your host, Brian, on maintenance. |
| 0:36.5 | Do you don't even sound like me, dude? |
| 0:37.8 | What are you doing? |
| 0:38.3 | I don't know. Do you listen to the show? No. Regular listener. Big fan. Regular listener. Big fan. Big fan. Favorite parts of the middle. The favorite parts of the middle. Exactly. All right. We're going to change it up today. We're going to make it another fun Wednesday podcast. Liz and I were just fighting for like the last 20 minutes so I'm like trying to get back |
| 0:57.3 | Because you come in. Wednesday podcast. Liz and I were just fighting for like the last 20 minutes. |
| 0:56.0 | So I'm like trying to get back in. |
| 0:58.2 | I'm washing eggs and you're like, hey, hand me a clean knife. |
| 1:00.9 | I'm like, I'm in the middle of a task. |
| 1:04.2 | Dude, you can't describe the task because the gross incompetence of what was happening around me |
| 1:10.3 | just made me want to take an ice pick to my skull. You were welcome to get up at anything. Oh, and I did. After trying to literally let you guys do it, let you all do it, let you guys then delegate to maybe what you guys could do, just, you know, throw some ideas and then still not watching it work. After the fourth time, I got up and solved the whole fucking problem. I mean, you could have just gotten gotten up done it yourself. You know, I thought there's two working ladies that were able to apparently do the job of what one man could do? I was in the middle of a task. Dude, whatever. I wasn't stopping my task because you decided you needed me to do something. Don't care. You're not my boss. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, daddy. What else you got? You're not my dad. You're not my dad. I don't need a lecture. Brian's really, really good at lectures. Oh, yeah. I've given a lot of lectures. A lot of podcast episodes have never made it to the airwaves. You know what I'm saying. Armchair quarterback. Arm chat. |
| 2:01.2 | Whatever. |
| 2:02.4 | Whatever. |
| 2:03.1 | You knew what I was trying to say. |
| 2:04.3 | I don't need you to correct me. |
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