Dick Karaoke

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom.

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0:00.0	Well guys, we have a new president and Joe Biden's hot.
0:04.5	He doesn't know this.
0:05.5	He's 78 now, but back in the day, Joe Joe BB was the original JB.
0:09.7	He was the original Justin Bieber, except he was Justin fucking my dreams.
0:14.5	Uh, Gain, get the camera on me.
0:17.5	It's one camera.
0:19.5	Hold on.
0:20.5	He's gonna fucking, he's gonna be a single.
0:23.5	Uh, no, I'm only doing it for the live ones.
0:25.5	Bob, he's gonna give me a single.
0:27.3	Okay.
0:28.3	screams and hat eyesmillimeter, he doesn't know what he was going to do.
0:32.6	And I won't let you wonder what he was doing.
0:36.0	Being able to do this and figuring out what he's doing.
0:40.2	So that's what happened to me.
0:41.5	My next friend remembered it again from the movie models and what he did.
0:45.7	He was crazy.
0:47.1	And that's what he was right now.
0:50.1	I'm going to hug you.
0:52.7	шей radius drive.
0:53.8	Whoa, that wasn't fast but took an impact.
0:56.4	What?
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