83. Come On Ride A Train

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2019

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Chugga chugga chugga chugga, choo choo. Choo choo Story chugga chugga choo CHOO! Story chugga choo, Story chugga chugga. Train whistle! Train whistle, Story! Heh, chugga choooo. Invocation The Rite of the Blessing Hose Liturgical Reading: “Come on Ride a Train” Concluding Prayer This is likely the last of our refurbished Stories from the apocrypha of season 1. Embrace it like your son returned to you after six years exile. Next week, we’ll have something sweet and new, ooh, and your son will leave you again.

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0:00.0	Hello! Hello congregation.
0:25.6	So, how we doing?
0:29.6	Yeah, yeah, I should have guessed.
0:33.6	I should have guessed.
0:34.6	Pastor Andrew, how do you think we're doing after the mass contamination
0:37.8	events?
0:39.4	Yeah, okay, that's right.
0:41.5	Today, I'm talking about the mass contamination events.
0:45.9	In exactly 3.14 a.m. last Tuesday, somebody broke into the Kro-Kroa production facility,
0:52.1	and, best we can tell, spilled some kind of mutagen into the
0:56.9	cro-crow-up. What was it? Story knows. But plenty of us all felt the after effects. The Peabridge
1:04.5	family cracked open a case of story-approved Cro-Croa during their evening meal and, over the next six
1:10.3	hours, slowly congealed into a single
1:12.6	organism. No more dad, no more mom, no more baby or big sister, but a molten flesh pile with a
1:19.8	single mouth ringed all around with teeth like minutes on a clock. Yeah, now they go by P-bridge,
1:26.9	singular. Mrs. Yamamoto drank that rude contaminated cola and you know what happened? clock. Yeah, now they go by Peabridge. Singular.
1:29.4	Mrs. Yamamoto drank that rude contaminated cola, and you know
1:31.3	what happened to her? Well, why
1:33.3	don't we ask her? Mrs. Yamamoto, could you
1:35.2	please explain what happened?
1:37.7	Oh,
1:38.7	yeah, that's right.
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