84. The Object Therapist - Guest Preacher Katie Hartman

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Kitchen appliances hate you. Your microwave talks behind your back, and your blender blends only spite. We all have emotional mixups, and that includes the less conventionally sentient. Guest Preacher: Katie Hartman (“The Week Of” on Netflix, Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting) Invocation Psalm: “Pain Cereal” Liturgical Reading: “The Object Therapist” Concluding Prayer We love you. We beg the Story to treat you right. Heh heh, we’ll see if It listens.

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0:00.0	Brothers, sisters, and siblings, we all have problems.
0:28.6	Yeah, we all have mixed-up business, rough times, rude moments, and cranial whoopsies.
0:36.6	Yep, I'm talking bad brain sick. Emotional no-nows, sudden bodily changes.
0:45.4	Heck me, yep, brother Reed. I myself have been undergoing painful changes. As you all know,
0:53.3	in a terrible mix-up last week, Pastor Andrew got sprayed by toxic, tampered crocrowo.
1:00.0	In an act of supreme magnanimity, I licked it off him. Yeah, so he might live. And ever since then,
1:10.0	heck, my bones keep disappearing.
1:15.3	See, look what I can do with my hand now.
1:18.9	Yeah, just like, yeah.
1:22.8	Yeah, that's pretty much how I reacted to.
1:27.0	I won't bother you about this.
1:28.8	I'm not going to be a drama queen over a couple missing femurs or ulnas,
1:34.4	but just you know, if you see me wilting like a dehydrated flower,
1:39.2	skin pulling in new unwholesome ways,
1:41.8	this is normal.
1:45.0	Perfectly normal.
1:49.0	I mean it doesn't mean it doesn't get on my nerves or anything.
1:52.0	It gets to bother a brother sometimes.
1:55.0	Gosh, it makes me so mad I could just shout.
1:58.0	The story must be told. the story must be told.
2:03.0	The story must be told.
2:06.8	Glad I got that out.
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