I'm

. Oh, man. Oh, my story. Okay. Sister Colista here, beloved congregant and guest creature, Henry Zabrowski. You'll hear from him in a second. Henry and I have

been cracking up at Pastor Andrew and Brother Reed. Just get the heck out. Brothers, sisters, siblings.

Our dear A-list celebrity congregant, Ashton Coocher, through a generous donation,

has helped the Church of the Story-of-the-Story start a world-class, story-approved acting school

for congregants of the story only. And story darn, brother Reed and Pastor Andrew

have been taking private acting classes

with Ashton himself.

So congregants, we're in for a treat.

Let's hear some impressions.

Brother Reed and Pastor Andrew, come on out here. Okay, hold on, hold on. I got warm, I got warm up. Let's warm up. Let's get in character. I'm a little... Oh, oh my god, I love to play zip, zips, zeps, zop. Okay, ready? Zip, zap, zah, zip, zip. Oh, I lost it, I lost it, I lost it, okay. Okay, zip, zap, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, I lost it, I lost it, okay. Zip, zap, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.

Okay, okay, okay.

Ooh, ooh, do groundskeeper Devin.

Okay, you go first, you go first.

Oh, oh daughter's dead.

I make it everyone's problem.

Oh my story. Let, my story.

Let's hear me.

Oh, okay, I got one.

Okay, I got a good one.

All right, come.

You got me.

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