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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#81: "Nobody Puts Conspiracy Daddy in a Corner" + NKorea's Fake Nuke + Crowley is a Nerd-Dork

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0

You may have heard about people's postcode lottery, and often wondered how does it work.

0:06.0

Playing is simple.

0:07.0

You sign up for a monthly subscription of 12 pounds, guaranteeing you entry into every draw.

0:12.0

And your ticket is your postcode.

0:15.0

Prizes are one every day, including millionaire street, where one lucky postcode wins a share

0:21.0

of 1 million pounds every Saturday.

0:24.0

Also, at the end of the month, players in one postcode area win a share of a minimum

0:29.0

of £3.2 million, a minimum of 33% of every ticket goes to charities and good causes across

0:37.0

Great Britain and beyond, with a staggering £1.1 billion raised so far.

0:43.0

So, for a chance to win, sign up before midnight on the 24th of August to play in the September

0:49.0

Draws, and the next winning postcode could be yours.

0:53.0

PPL managed lotries and behalf of good causes, 18-plus conditions apply.

0:57.0

Play responsibly, not available in Northern Ireland.

1:04.0

Morning.

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Broke in simulation.

1:06.0

Broke in simulation.

1:08.0

We're...

1:09.0

Sam Tripoli.

1:13.0

Hello, I'm sorry.

1:14.0

What? What?

1:15.0

Go again, okay.

1:16.0

What?

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