#80: "The Greatest Comedy Duo Ever" + $5 mil. Reparations + More Progressive Insanity

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all.

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Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom, and hello to...
0:04.6	Huh?
0:30.0	Good morning, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, we're Sam Tripoli.
0:43.0	Welcome to Johnny Wooder Presents Broken Simulation, studying Johnny Wooder, and does it really
0:51.4	matter?
0:52.4	Did you say stuttering?
0:54.4	Stuttering?
0:55.4	I did not, Johnny.
0:56.4	Stuttering?
0:57.4	I did not.
0:58.4	Johnny, I did not.
0:59.4	That was a chill intro, though.
1:02.0	Thank you.
1:03.0	I'm perfecting it.
1:04.0	I figure if I get really good at it, you'll keep me around, and you won't boo me to
1:09.6	the curb.
1:10.6	Going with the Adidas sweatsuit.
1:12.6	Yeah, I'm trying to lean into it as much as possible.
1:15.7	The armrow thing?
1:16.7	If you guys want to give me any gifts, give me some Adidas tracksuits after lunch.
1:20.1	I've got a tip for you.
1:21.1	The change will be on the outside of this sweatsuit if you're going to do the full armrow
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