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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2023
⏱️ 135 minutes
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Summary
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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | welcome to johnnywooder presents broken simulation starring johnnywooder |
| 0:19.0 | in any ways nobody cares I care Sam thank you john I care that Sam triple |
| 0:28.9 | over there folks ladies and gentlemen one of the most respected and beloved |
| 0:33.7 | comedians in LA right now I can tell tens of tens of tickets and anywhere he |
| 0:39.6 | goes I just saw I just saw a neighbor gotsy sold out in arena and I was like I |
| 0:45.2 | wanted to write and I just want my fancy basketball league that's not that's fake |
| 0:50.3 | news there. Johnny don't even show with that it's not |
| 0:53.6 | Johnny let's just go to the official Twitter for punch okay okay oh for the |
| 0:59.5 | official punch you know where I'm gonna go Johnny I think a picture of it I'm |
| 1:03.0 | going to ESPN and what is this oh ESPN doesn't make the rules of our league |
| 1:09.6 | anyway here we go right here I rise to Sam Tripoli for winning the punch |
| 1:12.8 | drunk postseason exhibition tournament and as we said last week such a cool well |
| 1:19.0 | done to johnny wooded for his sparkling 17 one-in-one record on the way to |
| 1:24.5 | winning the national championship his record fourth see you next year and as |
| 1:29.5 | you can see right there walk out on a 17 in a row I was 17 in a row Johnny let's |
| 1:36.1 | face it Sam said triple he had six losses I have one loss two if you count the |
| 1:40.5 | postseason exhibition I made you win in a row 17 in a row no no I'm sorry 19 in a |
| 1:45.7 | row I didn't count the postseason exhibition tournament because they're not |
| 1:49.7 | official games as I said okay John that's from the official punch drunk |
| 1:54.4 | Twitter just think about this Sam I'll tell you one last year was |
| 1:57.9 | 19 because I have the ring for last year's championship 19 wins and then you |
| 2:03.4 | go to the championship round and you had the same |
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