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🗓️ 17 January 2024
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Jared joins the show to take calls about maid of honors ghosting you, a crush police case, and a church choir villain who is personally sabotaging our callers. All that AND MORE on today's EPISODE!!!!!!!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're a person. I had a person. |
| 0:14.0 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, |
| 0:18.0 | The show where I'm Perfect and you're a person. |
| 0:22.0 | I had chicken. and you're a person. |
| 0:22.8 | I had chicken wings for lunch. |
| 0:27.8 | Burgers. |
| 0:28.8 | I sort of was doing, to me, chicken wings are sort of a food that oh that's not lunch to me I think oh to me that to me people say |
| 0:39.5 | Do you people you go. Oh you might be thinking at home you might be in your car, you're slamming on the breaks and you're saying chicken wings? That's a dinner food. That's not lunch. That's not lunch. |
| 0:47.0 | I've never thought that. Excuse me. That's not lunch. That's not lunch. And I'm here to tell you that I had chicken wings for lunch. |
| 0:55.0 | That's not lunch. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah! |
| 1:01.0 | And it exhilarated me to the point where I'm also having a coffee and I'm sweaty |
| 1:05.4 | Love that kind of I did chicken wings. I did fries and I had a third coffee. I'm having it right now |
| 1:11.8 | None of that's lunch. |
| 1:13.0 | No, none of that might be lunch to lots, but to me... |
| 1:17.0 | The lunch? |
| 1:18.0 | It's Tots. |
| 1:19.0 | They were awful rice. |
| 1:21.0 | They were awful awful for me. |
| 1:23.5 | But Jared, welcome to the show. |
| 1:25.6 | Thank you, thank you. |
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