79: new roommate secretly fed me her breastmilk (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about dirty talk, a pesky brothers girlfriend, and a confounding roommate who made breastmilk scones.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you are a person.
0:26.4	Daddy got new shoes. Daddy got new shoes?
0:28.4	My lovely lady got me several pairs of new shoes and I'm sort of in a new shoe space for myself.
0:35.2	What's behind that?
0:36.5	Previously...
0:37.2	What's... I don't have any shoes on?
0:42.2	Kelsey took her shoes off the second she got in here.
0:45.0	Well, I'll see Kelsey before I would say oh, I have one pair of shoe and I wear that shoe until it goes.
0:51.0	You have one pair of shoe?
0:52.0	Previously I would buy one shoe and I would say it until it's one pair of shoe?
0:52.7	Previously I would buy one shoe and I would say it's gone after that like all I'm doing
0:56.7	is wearing that one shoe until I rake it raw and it's flat on the bottom and it's
1:00.5	cut on the sides and it's all dirty and then I get a new shoe.
1:03.5	Now I have like four or five pairs of shoe that I'm wearing so that they all deteriorate slower.
1:11.0	Welcome to being an adult. Yes. Welcome to being an adult.
1:13.0	Yes.
1:14.0	Welcome to being a human person.
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:16.0	I'm thrilled for you to be here.
1:17.0	Thank you.
1:18.0	Although I do believe that we should be shoeless as often as possible.
1:21.0	We got hippie.
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