81: ruining my enemy's wedding (w/ Aria Inthavong)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Aria Inthavong joins the show to take calls about pink eye hookups, leaving illicit toys out for your roommate, and wedding crashing an old roommate you're on bad terms with.

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0:00.0	This is a person.
0:15.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you are a person.
0:21.0	This morning I had cheese eggs.
0:26.0	The fuck are cheese eggs?
0:28.0	Well, you might be wondering, wow, is that Scrambies?
0:31.0	Yeah.
0:32.0	But then I'm putting a parmesan cheese in them
0:33.7	for sort of a French twist.
0:35.9	I'm doing culinary explosions before 8 a.m.
0:39.8	even happens.
0:40.8	Wow.
0:41.8	Protein.
0:42.1	Yerpe. Cheese. Protein.
0:43.0	Yerpe. Cheese.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:45.0	And I'm sort of doing it in a way that is French.
0:48.0	I'm sort of...
0:50.0	You're a chef.
0:51.0	I'm a chef.
0:52.0	Yeah. I'm going to the culinaryinary Institute before most people are even up.
0:56.0	I'm in my kitchen and I'm and I'm and I'm whipping my little eggs and I'm how many eggs? Well, I make three one me, and like it's like one and a half for
1:05.8	a half for a jooge, my baby. The baby is even the same amount as you? Oh, he'll chow, oh he'll fucking take down two eggs.
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