"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoaster of relatable parenting and relationship woes.

Abbey reveals her “hand-luggage only” packing stress, while Pete waxes lyrical about the joys of a resin driveway (yes, really). We also dive into the ultimate relationship rants: kids who never leave home, partners who never clean up, and how to handle a friend who’s emotionally draining the life out of you.

Whether you’re prepping for a summer holiday or just trying to survive weeks with the kids, this episode’s got you covered.

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0:00.0	To give Dad the day he deserves look no farther than ASDA.
0:04.4	With rollbacks like Jamison Whiskey 70CL was £25 £85, now £19.98.
0:10.6	Cabra Heroes was £4.48, now £3.74.
0:13.8	And exceptional by Asda Aberdeen-Angus thick-cut 11-ounce rum steak was £6 £6.46.
0:18.8	Now just £6 £1.13.
0:23.8	For a day dedicated to him, that's ASDA price.
0:28.4	Selected stores subject to availability, Office M from June 15th may exclude ASDA Express in small stores.
0:29.9	See ASDA.com slash more stores.
0:41.4	This episode of The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by Compare the Market, where you can now get personalized car and home insurance deals delivered by Auto Sergei.
0:44.4	You know what? I'd like to make life a little bit more simples.
0:48.4	Let me guess. Something to do with golf, perhaps?
0:54.5	Of course not. It's basically it's about our cars. You know I love them, but God, it's a pain to keep on top of insurance and things like that.
0:55.4	It's a proper faf.
0:58.5	Well, I actually know how you can make it way easier, Pete.
1:00.1	Okay, you can do it this year then?
1:04.0	Well, I'll just compare the market and Auto Sergay to do it for us.
1:04.9	Tell me more.
1:13.5	Pete, you're just going to have to trust me here. Essentially, there's a mea cat called Autos Sergei, and he does the hard work for you. He scans for car and home insurance deals ahead of your renewal. I'll keep it simples for you, Pete.
1:18.3	Auto Sergay saves you time and could save you money so you can spend more time doing the things
1:24.5	you love. Golf? God's sake, Pete, don't you want to just spend some more time with me?
1:29.2	Forget golf.
1:30.9	And don't worry, is not going to drown you with emails.
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