79. How Do You Torture It? - Guest Preacher Ashley Brooke Roberts

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Witness a laboratory of pain! Enjoy the wracking breaths of mechanical life! Grin at the abasements, or perhaps, shed a salty tear. Nothing unites us like pain, especially when it’s for another. Guest Preacher: Ashley Brooke Roberts (@AshleyBRoberts, the Reality Blows podcast) Invocation A Surprise for a Lost Woman Liturgical Reading: “How Do You Torture It?” Concluding Prayer The Story is hiding inside you. Take a spoon and find it!

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0:00.0	Okay, okay, it looks like we're almost ready.
0:05.0	Okay, okay, okay, it looks like we're almost ready.
0:22.6	Oh, congregation, this is gonna be a blast.
0:26.6	Okay, yeah, whatever. The story must be told.
0:29.6	This story must be told.
0:31.6	Okay, in case anyone came in late and doesn't know what's going on, I'll say it one more time.
0:36.6	Okay, okay, okay. A solitary weapon? and late and doesn't know what's going on. I'll say it one more time.
0:38.0	Okay.
0:39.3	Okay, okay.
0:46.0	A solitary woman in a hospital gown is wandering around our parking lot like a blind dog.
0:50.9	She is scared. She doesn't know her name and she's not wearing shoes.
0:55.8	We set a hot bowl of gravy at the door and any second now she'll be lured inside. Oh, she's gonna have her very own story. I'll tell you what. Okay, okay, okay,
1:02.5	are we all in our places. She's coming. She's coming. Okay, okay. Like we rehearsed,
1:07.7	places, places. Turn up the lights.
1:15.1	Hello? Hello!
1:21.3	I ate all your gravy. You left out gravy and I ate it all.
1:29.3	Hello? I'm lost and I'm gravy sick. Hello, I said I'm lost and...
1:31.3	Surprise!
1:33.3	Yeah.
1:34.3	Happy birthday to you.
1:36.3	It's... It's my birthday?
1:38.3	Oh, yeah. I mean, how could you forget? Yeah, don't you recognize all your friends and family? I'm your husband.
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