72: accidentally texted b***hole pic (w/ Emmy Hartman)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Emmy Hartman joins the show to take calls about accidentally texting an illicit picture to an acquaintance, hating your besties boyfriend, and almost getting Carrie'd at your job.

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0:00.0	Here at Perfect Person Corporation, perfection is only a call away and now you can be the one to answer the call.
0:08.0	Perfect Person, what seems to be the problem?
0:13.0	We are here!
0:15.0	Here at the PNPC, our employees love their jobs so much.
0:18.0	They practically live here full-time.
0:20.0	Here are some of the employee benefits that you can expect as a call operator at our center.
0:26.0	Workplace conversation.
0:28.0	Company uniforms.
0:30.0	Stimulating environment.
0:32.0	Sleeplessness.
0:34.0	Telekinesis.
0:35.0	And more.
0:36.0	Before we get ahead of ourselves, let's listen up to a few safety protocols that we simply must obey.
0:43.0	Always wear the uniform.
0:45.0	Never make calls from the center.
0:47.0	Do not answer rogue phones and do not escape.
0:49.0	Get through the call today.
0:51.0	Go to perfectperson.shop for our company uniforms.
0:54.0	That's perfectperson.shop to shop all the perfect person merch.
1:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
1:15.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you are a person.
1:20.0	Earlier today, I sort of had a revelation in the morning for breakfast.
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