73: unfairly p*ssed myself publicly (w/ Damien Haas)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Damien Haas joins the show to discuss pissing yourself at walmart, moving on from a crush down the hall, and navigating an ex's baby momma.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person in the Show, where I'm perfect in you're a person.
0:21.5	I bought jeans.
0:26.4	And they're fancy ones.
0:27.4	They're very nice.
0:29.1	Thank you.
0:30.5	You're actually talking to the right person.
0:32.1	I don't know if you know this, but I used to work for a high-end jean company in retail.
0:38.2	Yes.
0:39.2	What was the high-end jean company?
0:40.6	Walmart.
0:41.6	Mid-range.
0:42.6	Lucky brand.
0:43.6	Lucky brand jeans.
0:44.6	Oh, lucky brand jeans.
0:45.6	I remember there's a kid in my class, Christopher, and when I was growing up, and he wore
0:49.4	Lucky brand jeans and he was like, you've got to go.
0:52.1	It's he was always talking about them.
0:53.4	They do.
0:54.4	And the employee, like, you know, get to know you tutorial, they're like, keep an
0:58.6	effort, Christopher.
0:59.6	He's our biggest brand ambassador, but he also sucks.
1:02.5	He sucks.
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