71: who the F**K ate my truffle pasta?? (w/ Carl Tart)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Carl Tart joins the show to take calls about white lies on a first date, a truecrime whodunnit about a truffle pasta, and what happens when your best friends mom dates your ex.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
0:22.4	I actually treated myself to a special new type of sandwich today, okay?
0:29.9	And it was actually a Cuban, but it was on a sweet bread and it was called a media no
0:34.2	J and I had never had that type of Sammy before, but it actually was sort of worldly and
0:40.7	interesting of me to have that new type of sandwich.
0:44.1	How so?
0:46.1	Interesting.
0:47.1	I'm usually not challenged on how interesting I have to be on this show.
0:56.7	Oh, my bad.
0:57.7	No, no, no, no, I.
0:59.4	I guess it was sort of like if I had a PB and J, that's like an average guy.
1:04.2	You know what I mean?
1:05.2	If I have a turkey sub for lack of a better term, that's an average guy.
1:09.6	Me having sort of a sandwich that might be off the beaten path a little makes me worldly,
1:14.8	makes me interesting.
1:16.2	I get that.
1:17.2	I'm sitting here with Carl Tarts.
1:19.2	Carl, welcome to the show.
1:20.2	Thanks for doing this.
1:22.2	You know, Carl from exo exo gossip kings, comedy bang, bang, grand crew, all the freaking
1:29.0	juicy stuff online and on the TV.
1:31.8	Was that not supposed to talk during that moment?
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