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Today I'm wearing skinny jeans, and I, before the comments are flooded, I know they're out of fashion.

Okay, I know that the new jeans to have and that he's taking a photo.

But I'm just looking at my hair, these skinny, I mean, just straight and you're a tall man with calves.

I mean, look, this is, oh, there's our jagging style, there's a lot of stretch miles, we're really similar.

Becky, I almost changed them, because I felt that you were going to comment on them, and I was like,

and I was like, she isn't worth changing my pants, because the other thing is, I lead, so I don't bully you.

Heck, he's a cyber bully, everyone fucking sound off in the comments, everyone knows it, everyone knows it.

But no, these pants were regular jeans, and then I, I think that my mother-in-law dried them beyond belief at one point.

Just put them in the dryer and said, let's go all day, and they kind of got jaggings, especially where my kind of, what's that called?

Me?

My calf?

My calf?

Well, my calf kind of protrudes from my body, excuse me, they sort of are really, really tight.

Okay, okay.

But I find that they bring me comfort for some reason, and all my other pants are really dirty.

What do you think that means?

I need it by new pants.

Yeah, probably.

Well, here's the, because I, the other pants that I really like, that I think would make me about look good are white,

they're white jeans, and they're great.

Sorry, they're really great, Becky, and they maybe look like a fashion icon.

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