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Perfect Person

7: Cockblocked By My Dog

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We're clearing out the voicemails this week, and people are calling in about their stinky apartments, boyfriend problems, and bang buddies. Please tell Dua Lipa about the show.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everybody and welcome to Perfect Person.

0:20.6

Thank you so much for being here.

0:22.1

I'm your host, Miles Bonson, your perfect guy.

0:25.8

I sort of get exercised sometimes, but it's rare.

0:29.5

I'm sitting here with freelance assistant associate co-host Will, where Will say hello.

0:35.5

What up?

0:36.5

This is actually something I want to get right into.

0:39.6

People have been in the comments being like, Miles is being mean to Will.

0:43.0

Yes.

0:44.0

Do you think I'm mean to you?

0:45.0

So let's talk about this, because I've seen these comments as well, and it always just

0:48.7

tickles me.

0:49.7

Like, do you not see me fully losing my shit?

0:56.1

I think some of those people get that I'm in on the joke, and then still just don't

1:00.7

like abrasive comedy, you know?

1:03.0

Yeah, maybe they get worried, I think, because there's so many backroom dirty deeds in Hollywood

1:08.7

that they're like, is Will being abused?

1:14.4

And it's like, are you not seeing me fully bustin' up, just like crackin' my shit up?

1:20.1

So like, yeah, no, I don't think you're being too mean to me, to be honest.

1:24.3

I consider roasting like a way of saying I love you kind of, like if you can tease someone

1:31.5

who you know really well, like the key is, do they actually like this person?

1:36.7

Yeah, and I want to be clear here, you screenshot mean comments about me?

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