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Perfect Person

6: Having A Baby Without Being Cringe (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

My lovely wife Sarah is here to discuss how we're psyched/terrified to be parents.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person. I'm Miles Bonson, you are a perfect person. I have

0:22.5

been doing all sorts of fantastic things for pretty much my entire life. My socks don't

0:27.7

match, and that's perfect in a way. I did dance in high school, so that's also perfect

0:34.4

for me. Very perfect. It's not only am I athlete, but I'm also artist. So I'm sitting

0:40.5

here with my lovely sweet wife, Sarah Bonson, you're right. Sarah. That's me. Yes. What can

0:49.0

I do for you? Sarah, thank you so much for coming on the show. I'm so glad that you're

0:54.2

here. You made me be here. I had no choice. I want everyone to know. Yeah. We wanted to

0:58.2

talk about something very important and super serious. Very serious. Yeah. We're super serious

1:05.0

about this. Oh god. Don't love the baby voice. And speaking of a boy, but boy, we're

1:10.6

having a baby. There it is. Oh, Miles, no. That's just a bigger thing. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

1:16.6

Let's do it again. Speaking of a really big secret life. Can we get some music in the background?

1:25.3

Yeah, I'll put it in a post. I'll put it in a post. Fish. Fish. God. God. Yeah. Beginnings.

1:32.9

Bugs. Uh oh. Grass. Yeah. Are you doing sort of like a beginning of a national geographic?

1:39.4

Yeah. You know, we're going to then we're like light. Light. And then we go. Yeah.

1:46.2

And I'm having a baby. And Sarah's having a baby. The father is Miles. That's right.

1:56.7

I am the father. Miles. You can't. I'm really sorry. You can't. Right. You can't. No, it was just

2:03.0

respectful. All right. I want everyone to know he does this burp thing, but he also hacks

2:10.6

luggies. Don't tell people my luggies. No, it's I think you know, see an end. How dare you?

2:17.0

No, because it's like it's like you are pretty perfect. Yeah. God damn it. I love you.

2:23.2

You are as my mother said the most amazing temporary young man. Yeah. I really hit

2:31.4

your jackpot. That's him. But God damn it. These luggies. I know. From across the house. I just

2:37.8

want everyone to know across the house. I'll hear. Okay. I'm the cover of my own home. Yeah,

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