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Perfect Person

8: Hooking Up At The Craft Store (w/ Arisce Wanzer)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Arisce Wanzer (@ariscestocrat) joins us to take calls about confidence, hooking up at a Michael's craft store, and strange requests from boyfriends.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person. This is the podcast where I'm perfect and I'm going

0:21.3

to teach you how, where, and why. This morning, I woke up and I did a big stretch, for example,

0:29.5

which is good to do. Sometimes I don't always do it. But my name is Miles Monson, and I'm

0:34.5

here with freelance associate co-host Will Whitworth. What up, what up, hello. I'm also here

0:38.2

with Arise Windsor, Wanzer. Wanzer. I'm here with Arise Wanzer, as well as the studio pre-confirmed.

0:45.5

We could probably do it before the episode started. Don't edit that out. I won't. I'm going

0:51.0

to leave it in. So I can show you how professional I am. Actress, model, comedian. Welcome to the

0:58.7

show. Thank you for doing this. Hello. Thank you. Hello. Hello. Hello. This is fun. I love

1:02.6

doing this. I love talking and being on camera in any setting. Yeah, I wanted you on the show

1:07.6

because you're so goddamn funny. I've worked with you a little bit through Try Guys stuff.

1:12.7

You're in a video that we did with Eugene, where you tried a bunch of cocktails. Oh my god,

1:17.6

you were there for that one? I shot that video. Oh my god. Do you know how drunk I was?

1:22.1

Yeah. I was like, Eugene's like, you driving home? I was like, no. Yeah, I did the

1:30.1

color correction and the sound mix on that video. And I remember being really fun. It's such a,

1:33.8

it was such a delight. That was a really fun. That was almost four years ago. Oh my god,

1:38.2

that was a long time ago. Yeah, because of the hair I had on. I'm like, that wig hasn't been

1:43.6

pinkened here. I'm like, that is nuts. That's my timeline. Also recently, you were in the

1:51.7

Drag Race video where you're explaining Drag Race to me, Rachel and Quasie. Oh, yes. And you were

1:57.0

sort of trashing performers on Drag Race, which sang. May I am listening to your left and absolutely

2:05.8

had an original song? No, I never did a song in bomb. I was like, oh my god, I was not talking.

2:13.8

I've known her for years and I was like, oh, fuck, I was not talking about you directly,

2:17.8

but now that you're here, that's what I think about you. I'm so sorry. Yeah, that was so good.

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