Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or is I for the Think of it Dear John and Hank?

It's a comedy podcast where me, Hank Green and my brother John, we answer your questions,

give you a dubious advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

The first thing that I say on this podcast after the intro is John, how are you doing?

I'm doing wonderfully and I'll tell you why.

That's a very simple thing but it's a huge deal.

Hank, for the first time in the history of our podcast last week we made no major errors.

Like we got no, we got no correction emails?

We got some correction emails from people pointing out that the song The Devil Went Down

to Georgia is not actually about accountants but I thought that was clear in context.

So I think that we technically, no corrections, no flaws, a flawless performance last week

from both Hank and John.

I can guarantee you one thing that won't happen again this week.

Oh no, no, no, definitely not.

We're going to do our best to make as many mistakes as possible.

You know John, I got a correction on Twitter.

Oh no.

Who said that I mispronounced La Croix but in fact I did not.

Oddly enough.

So I also thought that La Croix was pronounced La Croix because it's got all those extra letters

in it so I figured that it was French.

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