Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or is I for a think of Dear John and Hank?

It's a comedy podcast about death, where be and my brother John, that's that other guy there.

We answer your questions, give you two beer advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars,

the planet and AFC Wimbledon, the league one, English soccer team.

How you doing, John?

I'm doing well. I had a terrible night last night. I got very little sleep because my dog would not stop howling.

My children, poor Alice, was having nightmares. It's like a mix of sweet and sad.

Yeah, that's interesting.

So I'm a little bit fatigued.

But on the whole, I would say that things are great. How are you?

I'm good. There are so many beautiful things in the world.

I want to take a look at a nice fall leaf with all of its many colors as its chlorophyll is

and messing into the body of the tree and think how beautiful life is, how beautiful Earth is,

how wonderful all of the interplay of all of the biological and physical and even sociological systems are.

I just want to take it all in and love it and not ever, ever think about the only thing I can think about,

which is Donald Trump.

Yeah, no, I hear you. I share your concern.

I do want to just say one thing, though, Hank, which is that, you know, where none of those things happen? Mars.

Well, but if you do have like the interplay of billions of years of water dancing across the surface of this planet,

and as we will find out maybe later in today's episode of Dear Hank and John,

that the amount of time that that water was dancing across the planet was maybe a little longer than we thought previously.

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