62: Pumpkins and Penguins (and Fiddles)

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2016

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

How do I go about my secret fiddle long con? Why do almost all zippers have the letters YKK on them? Do bugs ever have a destination in mind when they walk around aimlessly? And more!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hagen John.
0:06.6	Where's our further thing with Dear John and Hank?
0:08.6	It's a comedy podcast where me, Hank Green, host of SciShow, and John Green, the author
0:14.6	of the Fault in Our Stars and several other books, talk to you about death, answer your
0:20.8	questions, give you to be a advice and bring you all the excuses from Phil's Persona
0:23.8	Agency.
0:24.8	I'm not proud of that one, John.
0:25.8	No, that wasn't great.
0:26.8	I think it's weird that you identify primarily as the host of SciShow.
0:30.9	Well, I was just picking something.
0:33.3	What would you like on your tombstone, Hank?
0:36.0	What would you like it to say that you did with your wife on your tombstone?
0:41.6	Giraffe sex videos.
0:43.1	I mean, that's not even appropriate since all of our most popular giraffe sex videos were
0:49.3	made by me.
0:50.3	I'm not one to brag, I'm stating a fact.
0:52.9	That's a big spider.
0:54.9	What the frick?
0:56.0	Am I going to have to host the podcast alone because there's a spider in your room or
1:00.2	you can be able to just get on with it?
1:03.0	You know, sometimes I think, you know, there are a lot of legs in the world, but then I
1:07.0	realize that most of them are on that spider.
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