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Perfect Person

63: stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person The Show where I'm perfect in you're a person.

0:22.1

I've recently been using the frozen rice packets from Trader Joe's.

0:29.2

And by the way, I find them to be revolutionary in my busy lifestyle.

0:34.3

I don't have 40 minutes to cook a brown rice but you know what I do have is three minutes

0:39.8

to toss that puppy on the freaking microwave and get it to be heated up so that me and

0:46.7

my wife can enjoy a little beef bowl.

0:55.8

You have a professional rice maker.

0:57.8

I know unfortunately I do have an industrial grade, not industrial, it was a gift and

1:01.6

it makes a little just fun shy me noise but Sarah, I just, we're done at the time.

1:06.6

Where am I finding the time to, because it makes rice like, okay, I've got to wash the

1:09.7

rice.

1:10.7

Hey, you're talking to a microwave gal.

1:12.5

I with, I miss cooking because we've been, I've been so busy.

1:15.5

Although right now, I'm about to embark into a season of unbusiness because as people

1:19.5

now know, I no longer work at drag guys.

1:22.3

It's really weird, you've been working so much.

1:25.6

I know.

1:26.6

I'm working a crazy amount.

1:27.6

Because before, also, I've been at home, my poor wife, I poor wife waiting for me to come

1:33.2

home.

1:34.2

No, you do a million things.

1:35.2

You actually have a very, very busy calendar.

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