64: nightmare girls birthday trip (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, 101 Places To Party Before You Die) joins the show to take calls about crushing watermelons between your legs, and surviving a tumultuous group weekend trip.

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0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:02.7	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person to Show where I'm perfect in your person.
0:22.5	Earlier today, I toasted on the pan.
0:28.0	Pan toasted?
0:29.0	Forgoed the toaster.
0:31.6	And I said, let me grease up this pan and that's actually going to be toast for me.
0:36.1	So you made bread in it, because you can toast almost anything.
0:41.4	So you toasted bread to toast, but it toasted bread to make toast and I sort of did it
0:45.3	the way that I imagined pilgrims made toast.
0:47.3	Yeah, which is on the pan.
0:49.0	Right.
0:50.0	Well, it's funny.
0:51.0	You say that I don't have a microwave and I haven't in like 15 years.
0:53.1	You don't have a microwave.
0:54.4	That's astronomical to me.
0:55.5	I moved in with hippies in Williamsburg when I first moved out of my parents house in
1:00.2	like 2004 and they were like, ew, no, microwave and I was like, what do you do with
1:05.2	that?
1:06.2	And they're like, and then I just like learned how to do everything via the oven.
1:10.2	And now when my, when me and my wife moved in together, I'm like, you know, we had a small
1:14.1	kitchen.
1:15.1	You don't need a fucking microwave.
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