Hello and welcome to Perfect Person in the show where I'm perfecting you're a person.

Earlier today, I decided to not wear socks, and I wore Birkenstocks, no socks, in an

effort to walk around and have my ankles be stank and yeah, and that's why we had to

let miles go.

You said your time here has come to an end.

I pulled my grippers out and you said you have to leave the company immediately.

Well, and your Birkenstocks, let's just talk about them.

They are, they're kind of like half-clogs.

They are, and I'll say that the biggest problem with these stocks is that you have to lift

up the lip of the shoe.

They don't hold forms, Zach.

They do not hold form at all.

Oh, it's like a hot, okay, look at what's happening here.

So this is, okay, so I'm putting it on the ground and it's folded in on itself.

How do you make your little toe in there?

So how do you think I'm dealing with this?

I'm going to have to, yeah, there we go.

You snake your big toe in.

I'm going to snake my big toe in, and I may censor this for the episode.

This is a little too.

And I got to get him all the way back on there.

I mean, I'm a big fan of, I'm a big fan of Birkenstocks' barefoot, but you know I'm a huge

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