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Perfect Person

61: my nemesis ruined karaoke night (w/ Mike Falzone)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Mike Falzone (Welcome To OUR Podcast, Dynamic Banter) joins the call center to take conundrums about a half handy with a musical theatre director, a drug dealing hookup turned uber, and a karaoke night ruined by an acquaintance.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person The Show where I'm perfect in you're a person.

0:21.4

This morning I watched a juggling tutorial at 6 in the morning.

0:25.4

Thank you so much for listening, that's our show, dude, I can't simply my favorite show

0:36.5

if you really did that.

0:38.1

If you homie, if you invited me over here to sit in this beautiful room for a second

0:45.6

and do that, I would tell everybody about this show.

0:49.7

Tell all your friends.

0:50.7

Miles is 60 second by guess could be better, but really, really good.

0:54.1

I did watch a, yeah, it was sort of I woke up, I have a very young son, seven months

0:57.7

old, and I sat on the floor with him and he was playing with little balls and I was like,

1:02.2

how hard can it be to juggle, not possibly that hard, right?

1:04.9

Probably learn it in 15 minutes, and I watched a juggling tutorial from a guy that was

1:08.6

like, welcome back to circus online.

1:10.9

I'm teaching you all this stuff about the circus online, start with one ball and then

1:15.7

I kind of give up it for a little bit, but I am determined to do it in a start with one.

1:19.2

Yeah, it's like, you would think I'm going to start by the way, literally me skipping 50

1:22.8

seconds, I'm like, so with one ball, I'm like, yeah, I've handed stuff to myself.

1:27.8

I know I did do one, thanks, yeah, I want to see how to do three right now, I'm here

1:33.4

with Mike Valzone, Mike is an amazing standup comedian, a podcaster, OG, excuse me, YouTuber,

1:40.6

if I may, I can't wait till that makes us wait, he's tasting my cold brew in a moment,

1:48.1

good, because I forgot, so it's nice to have one by proxy.

1:51.9

That's correct.

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