60: we got too stoned on the pod again (w/ Will Witwer)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Miles and Will bravely go where they went last year at this time, stoned on the show, beholden to the callers conundrums, giving fire advice with the power of their vape pen.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
0:23.5	Today I put Cologne on in my stinky shirt.
0:28.8	I covered a bad smell with a rich one.
0:32.5	I said, oh, this white shirt that I'm wearing, you literally write the second was on the
0:37.6	floor with all the dirty clothes that stink.
0:41.0	And guess who's putting on a fancy Cologne from a sample bottle that I got for some sort
0:46.0	of holiday gift basket years ago?
0:50.4	To be clear, this is a clean shirt that was otherwise clean shirt that was just contaminated
0:55.4	by dirty clothes.
0:56.4	Absolutely not.
0:57.4	This is clean if it's dirty will I'm not fucking playing within your system here dirty stuff
1:06.2	is it dirt?
1:07.8	It's stink.
1:08.8	Okay.
1:09.8	Because I'm looking at this shirt and I don't well there's a couple stains, some beard
1:13.0	hair, but other than that, I don't think there's actually a mud on it.
1:19.7	Sure.
1:20.7	But you know what there is stink because I probably wore it and got dirty and stinky
1:24.4	clothes.
1:25.4	That's like synonymous.
1:26.4	Yeah.
1:27.4	I mean, that's interesting.
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