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🗓️ 23 August 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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It's the Triannual Solo Episode, and Miles is doing one on one counseling at the call center for calls about a renegade office farter, a treat habit that won't quit, and someone who banged all her roommates and is stuck in the car with them for part of the call.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person in the show where I'm perfect in Europe person. |
| 0:22.8 | This morning I had a little frozen spinach in an almond milk smoothie and you might be thinking |
| 0:37.8 | uh oh but I'm thinking that it zinged me up beyond fucking belief. |
| 0:43.9 | And in case you're wondering I am a healthy now and I did have a frozen smoothie and |
| 0:50.5 | honestly my big fat tip for the smoothie recently is it's got to all be that frozen good |
| 0:56.1 | good except for the milk. |
| 1:01.8 | If you want your smoothie to not be runny like a soup and you want it to hold together |
| 1:08.8 | with the power of a thousand ises you're gonna want the spinach to be frozen you're |
| 1:13.4 | gonna want the mango to be frozen you're gonna want the pineapple to be frozen you're |
| 1:16.5 | gonna want the peach to be frozen and then in the yogurt it doesn't have to be frozen all |
| 1:26.1 | the protein powder it could be but I didn't do that instead I made a smoothie fit for a |
| 1:34.2 | king I do always wonder by the way when I put protein in my smoothie if it's just gonna |
| 1:40.3 | sort of be shot out because I don't work out really. |
| 1:46.3 | I sort of see protein is something that's gonna make me big muscles if I was to be bench |
| 1:51.4 | pressing but I certainly shant be been pressing anyway gang I'm in the studio alone because |
| 2:03.5 | it's a once again the triangle solo episode where I for go the guest for an intimate |
| 2:10.5 | experience with the callers I'm giving one-on-one therapy grotesque to the people of Townsville |
| 2:18.6 | and it's absolutely my pleasure to be here as your doctor I've been rolling my sleeves |
| 2:24.0 | up a little bit on my shirt so I'm sort of a bad boy kind of a bad bitch Addison Ray |
| 2:30.4 | you guys remember that song she a bad bitch Addison Ray sort of me in my studio alone singing |
| 2:40.0 | the Addison Ray song but anyway yeah man it's hot it's fucking LA right now and I know |
| 2:48.5 | that that's causing problems for people worldwide I know that people are out there and they |
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