56: catastrophic sexy text (w/ Kwesi James)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Kwesi James joins the show to take calls about big lies at work, a fumbled text with a celebrity crush, and telling a speech at your estranged sisters wedding.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
0:22.6	This morning I had a frozen bagel word and I put it in the toaster to keep it extra fresh
0:32.1	fresh because people don't may not know this, but if you keep a bagel in the fridge or
0:37.4	you keep a bagel on the counter quesie, it's absolutely going to be going stale.
0:41.7	But if you put that puppy in the freezer, if you put that puppy in the Arctic, if you
0:46.8	put that puppy in the back of the ice box, then it's going to be toasting up moisture style.
0:55.2	I'm sitting here with Quesie James, Quesie, welcome to the show.
0:58.5	Who are you?
1:00.5	What the fuck?
1:02.5	What the fuck?
1:03.5	You put your bagels on the freezer?
1:04.8	That came out of your mind?
1:05.8	Absolutely.
1:06.8	No.
1:07.8	You know, after you toast it?
1:11.8	After.
1:12.8	Quesie.
1:14.8	Yeah, I toast the bagel, put it in the freezer, then I put it out of the freezer and I put
1:18.5	it in the toaster.
1:19.5	No.
1:20.5	I went in the bagel, you get the bagel from Bagel Store.
1:23.7	It's in a bagel bag.
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