55: booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted.

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0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:02.9	Welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
0:20.8	I did a fun thing in that I'm wearing white jeans.
0:25.7	Wow, they're khakis.
0:28.3	Now they're jeans.
0:29.3	They're fully khakis.
0:30.3	They're a 1 million percent denim kelsi and the fact that you don't see the third denim
0:34.6	is actually a problematic in your cancel.
0:36.9	Where'd you get it?
0:37.9	Corridor.
0:39.2	What the fuck is that?
0:40.2	Yeah, literally kelsi doesn't know local brands.
0:43.4	No, I'm not a genius.
0:44.4	This is a denim.
0:45.4	Look at this.
0:46.4	This is not a khaki.
0:47.4	This is a denim.
0:48.4	Capitalty denim.
0:49.4	Touch them.
0:50.4	Touch my pants.
0:51.4	Touch my pants and tell me they're not denim.
0:53.4	What makes your khaki?
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