57: revenge of the scorned cheater (w/ Jonny Cakes)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Jonny joins the show to take calls about hooking up with your crush from 10 years ago, and accidentally sabotaging a relationship with a viral video.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect in your person. |
| 0:22.5 | Earlier today, I decided that I was gonna be buff. |
| 0:28.9 | So I started a journey, the first of which was me having a protein powder, and it ends |
| 0:35.7 | with me getting absolutely yoked beyond belief by doing a bicep curl, which I haven't |
| 0:41.2 | done yet, but I've made plans to join a journey to have the bicep curl. |
| 0:46.5 | That's a great, great goal that you made for yourself. |
| 0:50.3 | I said I'll be buffed by the end of the month. |
| 0:53.9 | Damn, like end of this. |
| 0:55.7 | I'd like to join. |
| 0:56.7 | There's only one day left. |
| 0:58.5 | I don't start things half-assed. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm saying that I want to join a gym tomorrow. |
| 1:03.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.9 | I tried to do this last weekend. |
| 1:06.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.1 | It didn't go. |
| 1:08.1 | I tried it last Sunday. |
| 1:09.1 | So you would have had a week to get buffed? |
| 1:11.1 | Yeah, correct. |
| 1:12.1 | Last Sunday, I said to my lovely wife, I'm joining a gym today. |
| 1:16.4 | And I wanted to join one of the really expensive ones that I chickened out. |
| 1:20.8 | That's why I'm trying to double down and join equinox for $490 a day or whatever. |
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