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Perfect Person

54: my roommate sh*t on the floor (w/ Geoffrey James)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Geoffrey James joins the show to cause trouble, and discuss several calls about problematic roommates.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to an episode of Perfect Person Podcast featuring me, Miles Bonsignore.

0:27.2

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person this

0:30.1

last week I went into the plunge.

0:35.6

What does that mean?

0:36.6

I took an ice plunge earlier today and it made me feel everything.

0:46.3

You took an ice bath today?

0:47.3

Well, first of all, I got a free trial on class past.

0:50.0

That's how the fuckers really get you.

0:51.8

They're not trying to know that you're going to pay for class past after the trial, but

0:55.4

little they know, I got three credits and I actually went to Y7 and I took the breath

1:01.7

work and ice plunge class for free gritties.

1:04.5

That's one class.

1:05.5

It was one class and it was gritties because of the trial membership at the class past.

1:10.4

I was in a ice cold pool for two minutes and it made me feel euphoric.

1:17.0

Really?

1:18.0

The same level of dopamine or whatever the fuck chemical makes you feel good that cocaine

1:23.0

gives you.

1:24.0

Is that true?

1:25.0

The difference is my nose don't hurt that good.

1:29.3

The only difference is that you get the brain chemicals that the cocaine gives you.

1:34.4

It goes up.

1:35.4

It spikes and then it drops out after like four minutes or something like that, eight minutes.

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