5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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This one was a doozy. We take calls about big lies to family members, a house call in which we administer expert negotiation with a burping husband, and discuss how to hot girl summer like a girlboss.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person. |
| 0:22.6 | Icewater is back, bitch. |
| 0:24.8 | It's good, man. |
| 0:26.3 | It's hot as shit in LA and I have been drinking ice water as a little treat for me with a lemon |
| 0:32.9 | dog. |
| 0:33.9 | That's crazy. |
| 0:34.9 | Literally catch me stunting with my ice water with a lemon slide. |
| 0:39.0 | You know, I have been twice this week. |
| 0:40.7 | What's that? |
| 0:41.7 | Liquid IV. |
| 0:42.7 | No, don't sponsor. |
| 0:43.7 | Don't throw a sponsor in, Jay. |
| 0:44.7 | I know. |
| 0:45.7 | Oh, right at the top of the episode, Jay's throwing in an unaffiliated sponsor, which |
| 0:50.4 | like, by the way, they could be on the sponsor on this episode. |
| 0:53.8 | I don't think they are. |
| 0:54.9 | Like, but they, that's what they're called. |
| 0:58.0 | Liquid IV. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.0 | And so I put in my little bottle. |
| 1:01.4 | Did you take sponsors before coming here today and you're just now trying to weave |
| 1:05.4 | them in a conversation? |
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