#4753 A Momentary Lapse In Dread

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Jon swings by to review some of the names submitted by listeners that could be used for their pet frog while they're in Valley City next month. Plus, Luke has mixed feelings about the way he greeted Chuck Schumer yesterday. And Andrew is excited to head into the heart of chaos this afternoon as the USA World Cup match and a big Mariners game come together in Seattle.

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0:05.0	That's so good!
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0:40.3	I made soup, Andrew.
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0:43.3	And feel your eyes fill with tears as they open their hearts.
0:47.3	Oh wow, it didn't seem sad until you put those words in that order.
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0:57.2	Hit me, I need the money.
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1:07.8	It's just all farts.
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1:15.0	TBTL.
1:21.9	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is?
1:26.2	It's Friday, Friday.
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