#4754 The School Of Soft Knocks
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Luke has found himself pet-sitting not one but TWO poodles this week, and he's loving it! He and Andrew also discuss their fondness for physical magazines, some of which cost $15 an issue these days? And Luke accidentally notices how much he's been paying for his New Yorkers for the past several years.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, tell me how you both got started in acting as art. |
| 0:03.0 | I started doing stand-up, Jerry Seltzer's Laugh Emporium. |
| 0:07.0 | I was at Chortles, the Comedy Place, and no one really... |
| 0:15.0 | No one really got it. |
| 0:17.0 | I got it. I thought it was hysterical. |
| 0:20.0 | What did she do? What did she do? She is a one-woman show Tell her the title even one woman. No penis intended. No penis intended. Oh, I actually did hear, yes. And what was that about? One critic described it as a humorless romp into Miss Webb's dysfunctional psyche. It's a humorless critic. doesn't make sense No TBTL |
| 0:39.3 | Hi Luke and Andrew |
| 0:44.2 | It's Irene |
| 0:45.1 | And I have a funny joke for you |
| 0:46.7 | Okay |
| 0:48.7 | What is the radishes's favorite food |
| 0:51.0 | Beats me Mmm Ah Gpacho soup just burned my lips. A gazpacho? Yeah, it's been sitting out. It warmed up. It warmed up so much that it burned your lips. Let me explain something to you. If you're expecting something ice cold and you bring it up to your lips and it's room temp, it's going to feel like your mouse on fire. |
| 1:11.1 | It's going to feel like your body's on fire. |
| 1:12.7 | Is there, and I'm just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of, or maybe too much of today? Yala Pano. I don't even know what that means. No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. Well, all right, hello, good morning, |
| 1:28.0 | and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, |
| 1:30.8 | the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:34.0 | A good podcast helps you connect the dots. |
| 1:36.7 | My name's Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:38.0 | He is using every kind of anti-aging technique possible. |
| 1:43.8 | I should be using every kind of anti-coughing technique possible |
| 1:48.2 | because I have a weird summer cold today. |
| 1:51.9 | So apologies for the voice. |
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