#4752 If You See Saw, Say Saw

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is beyond excited about the new pole saw he just bought. Luke is seeing hope and love on the streets and in the soccer fields of New York City. And a guy named Guy found Alice Cooper's credit card stuck in a gas station pump and successfully returned it.

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0:00.0	Hey dummies, it's your boy, Chris. I was catching up with the show, and I have to say I totally agree with Luke on the bingo card thing. I don't know why, but it just nails on a chalkboard to me, although that discussion did prompt me to come up with this joke.
0:16.6	I was walking around New York City the other day. This guy comes tearing up to me, gets right in my face, and just screams G12.
0:24.1	I tell you what.
0:25.2	I didn't have that on my bingo card.
0:27.9	Thank you.
0:29.1	Power out.
0:30.9	This is a show for dogs.
0:37.0	About dogs.
0:38.0	Starring one dog.
0:39.2	And one dirty dog.
0:40.7	I am mesmerized by the divergent culinary concepts at play here.
0:46.9	Cheesy Gordita Crunch, fiery Doritos, Locos, Tacos Supreme.
0:53.6	I mean, it's like Mexican jazz music.
0:56.4	Yama, kippebo, cedaray for cae,
0:58.8	winda latin, he quotes.
1:00.4	Uj, Safer, Saret!
1:02.2	Can you take some constructive criticism?
1:06.1	Yeah.
1:07.0	People find you unpleasant.
1:08.5	Thank you.
1:10.2	I'm sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment, it makes my ears want to throw up.
1:13.9	Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something.
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